अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..

194

Hindi |

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If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

00

English |

ना कोई किसी से दूर होता है
न कोई किसी के पास होता है
रिश्ते खुद चलके आते हैं
जब कोई किसी के नसीब में होता है ..

199

Hindi |

तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..

212

Hindi |

Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

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Problems and difficulties are just like a washing machine.
It twist us, spin us and knock us but
at the end we come out clean.

- Vikas Umrao
41

English |

It was written in a cemetery:
This place is full of people who used to think
that the world cannot move on without them..

02

English |

When God helps u in trouble,
u believe in His ability.
When He doesn't help u don't mistake him because
those times He believes in your ability.

11

English

Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..

44

Hindi |

No man ever steps in the same river twice,
for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus

21

English |

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.

11

English

We are what our thoughts have made us;
so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
- Swami Vivekananda

00

English |

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