194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |

00If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.
English |
199ना कोई किसी से दूर होता है
न कोई किसी के पास होता है
रिश्ते खुद चलके आते हैं
जब कोई किसी के नसीब में होता है ..
Hindi |
212तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..
Hindi |
226Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..
Hindi

41Problems and difficulties are just like a washing machine.
- Vikas Umrao
It twist us, spin us and knock us but
at the end we come out clean.
English |
02It was written in a cemetery:
This place is full of people who used to think
that the world cannot move on without them..
English |
11When God helps u in trouble,
u believe in His ability.
When He doesn't help u don't mistake him because
those times He believes in your ability.
English
44Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..
Hindi |
21No man ever steps in the same river twice,
for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus
English |
11Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.
English
00We are what our thoughts have made us;
so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
- Swami Vivekananda
English |
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