20It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.
English
![mani_16_teasing.jpg mani_16_teasing.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_16_teasing.jpg)
61Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.
Hindi
20Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..
English
01Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.
English
21Year 1924..
March..
wednesday..
23rd..
evening ..
6 O'clock..
32 mins..
53.52 secs..
Nothing happened.
U carry on ur work.
English
![spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg](/sms/new/img/spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg)
81Yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain,
ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
pee jaati hain saara khoon ladko ka,
tabhi to hoth itne laal hote hain!!!
Hindi
31Hi what's up ??
Can you do me a favour please ?
Can I get one snap of yours by next week ?
I need it because I am working on a Photo Exhibition
on the topic - Natural Disaster !
English |
13Some things I like about u.....
1. ______
2. ______
3. ______
4. ______
5. ______
Arre kuch to achcha kiya hota zindagi mein!!
Hindi
100Kal dekho bhool na jaana,
subha jaldi uth jaana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
fir humaare ghar aana,
aur zor se aawaaz lagaana,
JAI SHANI DEV......
Hindi
83No visits..
No calls..
No sms..
No emails..
No letters..
No missed calls..
No nothing..
i m worried.....
kya hua?
zoo waalon ne fir se pakad liya kya?????
Hindi
41Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Disturb karna tha.
Hindi
24Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.
Hindi
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