हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

142

Hindi |

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Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

135

Hindi |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

133

Hindi |

शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

4924

Hindi |

glassi.jpg

Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

51

Urdu |

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

- Tarun Goma

21

English |

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एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |

- Tarun Goma

7846

Hindi |

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

298

English |

रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..

5016

Hindi |

white-wine.jpg

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