142हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |
![alcohol.jpg alcohol.jpg](/sms/new/img/alcohol.jpg)
135Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..
Hindi |
133साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..
Hindi |
4230Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha..
Hindi |
4924शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..
Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..
Hindi |
![glassi.jpg glassi.jpg](/sms/new/img/glassi.jpg)
51Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..
Urdu |
21Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
- Tarun Goma
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
English |
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
![theka-punjab.jpg theka-punjab.jpg](/sms/new/img/theka-punjab.jpg)
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
298Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..
English |
5016रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..
Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..
Hindi |
![white-wine.jpg white-wine.jpg](/sms/new/img/white-wine.jpg)
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
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