85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
![alcohol.jpg alcohol.jpg](/sms/new/img/alcohol.jpg)
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
21Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
- Tarun Goma
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
English |
65Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
- Vikas Umrao
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..
Urdu |
3414Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.
Hindi |
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711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
156Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.
English
4230Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha..
Hindi |
![theka-punjab.jpg theka-punjab.jpg](/sms/new/img/theka-punjab.jpg)
44My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington
English |
19634Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !
Hindi |
5016रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..
Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..
Hindi |
![white-wine.jpg white-wine.jpg](/sms/new/img/white-wine.jpg)
5811Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..
Hindi
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