337ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..
Punjabi |
11A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
English |
81Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.
- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Hindi |
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
00If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
English |
32Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!
Hindi
00They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.
English |
10Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!
Hindi
30Do you want a Free Recharge card number?
Go down..
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Scratch here with a blade..
English
30A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it
"yo bhi china"..
Hindi
00Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..
English |
00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
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