63आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..
Hindi |

00If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
English |
40Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
- Murli
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan
Hindi |
82Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!
Hindi
01A carpenter was working on a building.
He was on the second story using an electric saw,
when he accidentally saws off one of his ears.
He looks down on the ground and,
in hopes of finding his ear and
having it sewn back on,
calls to the men working below.
"Hey, do any of you guys see an ear down there?"
One of the men glances around, then yells up,
"Hey buddy! Is this it?"
Carpenter: "No, mine had a pencil behind it!"
English |
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
11Innocent kid: Mummy mujhe sister chaahiye.
Mom: Beta Dad abroad hain, jaise hi woh aayenge
hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE kyon nahi dete?
Hindi
549Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..
English |
00I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
English |
10Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."
English |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
00Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.Recepients:
To Friends..Timing:
- Sumit Nigam
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.
Hindi |
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