62आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..
Hindi |
61Teacher: How would have Birbal told
Akbar that his pet cat got wet in rain.
Student: Jahan-panha,
aapki billi
jo thi silly
baarish mein ho gayi gilli..
Hindi |
51Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,
agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..
janaab so rahe hain.
Hindi
20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
03Someday u'll forget abt me..
my name.. my voice..
who i am and who i am to u..
and if that ever happens..
teri kasam khoon-kharaabaa ho jaayegaa..
Hindi
51Papa beti se:
Beti, pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,
lekin ab Dad kehti ho, kyon?
Beti: Oh Dad, Papa kehne se
Lip-stick kharaab ho jaati hai.
Hindi
20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
10Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
- Tarun Goma
.
.
.
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P
Hindi |
22Ravan ko court laya gaya aur kaha gita pe haath rakho.
Ravan chillaya, Sita pe haath rakha to itna bawaal ho gaya
ab gita pe nahi rakhoonga.
Hindi
00Judge: Sach-sach batao tumne apni biwi per haath kyun uthaaya..?
Mulzim: 3 baaton ki wajah se
1. Uska chehra meri taraf nahi tha
2. Uske haath mein belan nahi tha
3. Aur sabse badi wajah,
mere bhaagne ke liye darwaaza khula tha..
Hindi |
32Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!
Hindi
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