429The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..
English |
248Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
- Tarun Goma
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Hindi |
3212i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..
English |
4312Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
3923On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..
Punjabi |
294On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
5615A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.
English |
228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
102Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..
English |
408A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..
English |
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