The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

429

English |

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

4312

English |

Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

- Tarun Goma

248

Hindi |

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

429

English |

POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

2010

English |

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

216

English |

i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..

3212

English |

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

296

Hindi

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

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