रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है, वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं.. Quotes

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

Ek aurat ne 5 Saal ke Bache ko
Cigaret Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kya tumhare Parents ko Malum hai ki Tum smoke krte ho?
BACHCHA(Dhuwa Chhodte hue):
Mohtarma..!!
Kya aap ke shohar ko maloom hai
ki aap ek gair mard se baate kar rahi hain?

Chand per likh du Naam Aapka,
Aisa Dil chaahta hai..
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Lekin
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Ek to humaara haath wahaan tak nahi jaata hai aur dusra
yeh khayaal humesha dopeher mein hi aata hai..

If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.

Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.