बड़ी मुश्किल से ढूंढ पाये हैं
गुज़रे काफिलों में
चंद हमराज़
पहले हम भी कभी
सीने पर पत्थर लिए सोते थे ..

30

Hindi |

प्रेम रसायन सम सर कछु नाहिं
इह में भीजें तार जुड़ जाहिं ..

Details:
Love is a great chemical and there is nothing which is comparable to it.
The reason is that it does soul binding - tying one soul to another.

97

Hindi |

When your day gets tired
think of me as night
no matter what you are
I have to embrace you..

Jab tumhara din thak jaaye
to socho main raat hun
kaise bhi ho jaao
mujhe tumhe seene se hi lagaana hai..

10

English |

Joke of the Century!
Highest literacy rate Indian state Kerala’s
Education Minister’s pilot car driving against the flow of traffic hits an ambulance and the Minister’s car didn’t bothered to stop by.
#ShameShameKerala
#RemoveKeralaEducationMinister

20

English |

Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

01

English |

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

00

English |

How does Santa plays holi ..?
?
?
?
Any guess..?
He applies heena (mehndi) on hair of people who come at home..
Sachchi badaa hi nice munda hai ji..

20

Hindi |

Mumkin hai faasle aur faisle badlein
teekhe khanjar aaraam nahi dete
jaljale hon ya ki sailaab
kuch seene fatkaar nahi dete..

10

Urdu |

मुबारक़ कहें कैसे
कैसे कहें शुक्रिया
अभी शुरू भी न हो सकी गुफ़्तगू
कैसे कहें अलविदा ..

10437

Hindi |

नफरतों - गफलतों का दौर बहुत हुआ
आओ अब आगाज़ - ए - मोहब्बत करें
बेरूखी के फर्ज़ निभाते मुद्दत हो चली
आओ अब दीदार - ए - तबस्सुम करें
ज़िम्मेदारियां ज़ंजीर ना हो जाएं
आओ पैग़ाम - ए - उल्फत पढें
हसरतों के काफिले मीलों से चल रहे
आओ अब ख़्वाब - ए - हमसफ़र बनें ।

5452

Hindi |

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