20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
11A man in US saw a dog about to bite a lady.
He kicks the dog & the dog dies.
Newspaper reports - Brave US citizen saves lady from dog.
Man told newspapers that he is not a US citizen,
so report changed - Foreigner saves lady from dog.
Man told that he hails from Pakistan.
Report got changed - Terrorist attacked local dog.
English |
40Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..
Hindi |
30How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..
Hindi
20Guy in pub, with gal frnd...
Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''
Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''
He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!
English
20Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?
Hindi |
20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
00A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..
English |
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
10630ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..
Punjabi |
20Ghollu: Yaar mhari madam nu kahve thi, ke bhais ka dhoodh peen teh dimaag tej hove h.
Mollu: Gappe mare hai susri, jo nu hotta to mhara katra engineer na hotta..?
Hindi |
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