Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

40

Hindi

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I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..

40

Urdu

Ae Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat
Sher ki aawaaz
cheete ki speed
aur hiran jaisa sundar roop dena.
.
.
.
.
baaki Khota Dimaag to pehle se uss ke paas hai.

80

Hindi |

Kitnagussaaataahaijabkoibinaspaceskesmsbhejtahai
aurkitnamazaataahaijabkoibewakoofaankheinfaadfaad
karussmskopadhnekikoshishkartahai
aurfirmuskuraatahai..

24

Hindi

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Jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh...........
Cute......Intelligent.........Cool
nahi hai to kya hua
jisne bheja woh to hai!!

30

Hindi

Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.

01

English

Things i like about u:
1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend )
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?
Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?

51

Hindi

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

My eyes -Miss U
My feelings-Luv U
My mind-Calls U
My life is U.
I'll die without U.
I LUV U..........
aisa teri friend mujhe bolti hai
SAMBHAL USKO.

132

Hindi

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

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