51Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..
English |
31Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
English |
31Greatness is always subject to criticism
and I am no exception to this..
English |
367Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.
Hindi |
81Don't search for good people
all over the world
Because
i am at home..
English |
00Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..
English |
43It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
English |
61Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.
English |
60If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.
English |
52Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..
Urdu |
185Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..
sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.
Hindi |
40If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me
English |
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