01English to Hindi Translations
1. Yo baby! what's up?
मुन्नी , यह ऊपर क्या है ?
2. Listen buddy, that chick is mine!
सुनो दोस्त , वह मुर्गी का बच्चा मेरा है !
3. Are you nuts?
क्या आप अखरोट हैं ?
4. Let's rock the party.
चलो पार्टी में पत्थर मारते हैं |
5. Let's hangout yaar.
चलो बाहर लटकते हैं ..
Hindi |

20Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!
Hindi
20When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!
English
52A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
Hindi
00Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"
"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."
"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."
English |
00The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett
English |
10I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'
English |
20If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.
English |
10Boy: I love you.
Girl: But, I love someone else..
Boy: Ok..No problem, your happiness is more important for me
than your love .
.
.
Moral - Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achcha chipkaa hi do.!
Hindi |
10Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"
English |
10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
.
.
.
.
Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
7910Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..
Punjabi
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