To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

10

English |
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Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

10

Hindi

Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

02

English |

I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..

03

English |

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

If you love someone,
don't keep her in your heart .
Keep her in your nails,
because if you fail in love ..
don't break your heart ,
just cut the nails.
Is this the reason that girls keep long nails..?

31

English

God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

40

English |

A innocent Dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,
the kid woke up and said,
"Mera school bag bhi le kar jaao..
warna main mummy ko uthaa doonga."

42

Hindi

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

22

Hindi

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |

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