00A performer who sheds pride
can never be beaten..
English |
00Gum hue woh shaam ke saae mein kuch is kadar
dhoondti rahi nigaah unko dar-b-dar
naam unka leta bhi to kaise rishi
zehen mein bas dhoondle se ik chehre ki maalumaat thi..
Urdu |
00मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..
Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..
Hindi |
00जैसे जन्म के साथ मृत्यु जुड़ी है
ठीक वैसे ही हर समस्या के साथ समाधान जुड़ा है ..
There definitely is a solution to every problem
same way as death is definite after birth..
Hindi |
01Khuda nahi chaahiye,
ram nahi chaahiye,
nazar mein khauf zubaan zeher nahi chaahiye,
ho karam aisa mehekta rahe gulzar,
chaman mein dost hawa mein pyaar chaahiye,
chaman mein dost hawa mein pyaar chaahiye..
Urdu |
13Azeez the aap humaare liye aur azeez hi rahenge
duaon mein humaari aap hi rahenge
nazron mein bhale hi jahaan ho
par rooh mein humaari aap hi rahenge..
Urdu |
10Bolte kutte bhi hain
aur bolti koyal bhi hai..
fark bas itna ki chand fasaane
aapke kaano ko sun-na ganwara nahi..
Urdu |
12Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।
Hindi |
01Evil may perform a hundred dance
but is never wed..
English |
147नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..
Hindi |
30Night is the time when
you know what
almost all of us
young or old
go to bed
and sleep ..
Happy Sleeping..
English |
32Company of evil must be avoided at all costs.
That's why I am here.
English |
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