34Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..
Urdu |
9722Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.
Hindi
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
116How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .
English |
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
118Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
5024शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..
Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..
Hindi |
108Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..
Hindi |
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
1316Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..
Punjabi |
7427Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!
Hindi
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