Ek Punjabi Ladki Shadi Karne Se Pehle Pray Karti Hai: Rabba, Quotes

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!