100There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
Click details for answer if you are logged in.Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
English |

21184_____ lady market mein
_____ lene gayi.
_____ lekar uski
_____ gir gayi,
usko ek _____ mila
usne uski _____ uthaai aur
lady ko di.
Only one word fits all blanks.
Test ur brain.
Hindi
123Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet
From India:
"F(IV)E"
English |
21The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.
English |
11What's round on each end and high in the middle..?
Details:
Ohio
English |

100There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
Click details for answer if you are logged in.Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
English |
34What is the biggest moth in the world ..?
Click details to find answer.Details:
a mammoth..
English |
61If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright
English |
5016Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.
Punjabi
23A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!
English |
259स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।
Hindi |
13Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?
To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!
English
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