A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

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Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

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English |

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Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

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Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

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Hindi |

Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet


From India:
"F(IV)E"

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English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?

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Details:
Smile

115

English |

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If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
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Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

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English |

What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

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English |

Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

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Punjabi

The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

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English |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

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English |

Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?

Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)

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