23A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!
English |
115Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?
Click details for answer.Details:
Smile
English |
100There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
Click details for answer if you are logged in.Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
English |
21A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."
After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.
What did the man say..?
Click details below for answer.Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
English |
2714हु-ब-हु का क्या मतलब होता है ?
Details:
उत्तर : किसकी बहु (who bahu) ?
Hindi |
61If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright
English |
153Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U
English
259स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।
Hindi |
9848Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?
Click details to find answer.Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..
Hindi |
34What is the biggest moth in the world ..?
Click details to find answer.Details:
a mammoth..
English |
21The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.
English |
76117A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??Details:
A and T are Husband and wife..
Hindi
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