Raah Chalte Agar Koi Ladki Aapko Bhai Bol De, To ? ? Simple Quotes

Ur eyes pathaaka, ur lips rocket,
ur ears chakri, ur baatein fuljhari,
ur style anaar, ur personality bomb..
Tu bhaag ja, i'm coming with candle!!

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



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2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?