Kid To His Mom: Mamma Main Kaise Paida Hua..? Mom: Maine Quotes

Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..

Kid did the same thing.

Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..

I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

स्याही छू कर कुछ भी आड़ा - तिरछा
ग़ुब्बारे देख कर थिरकना
उलटे - सीधे पैर में चप्पल
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थक कर सोना , भूख लगे तो सोना
कुत्ते - बिल्लियों को पकड़ घुमाना
झूलों पर शाम बिताना
क्या तेरा बचपन भी ऐसा ही था ..

थोड़ा सपनों की, परियों की दुनिया में रहने दो
हकीकत से रू-ब-रू होने के लिए तो उमर तमाम पड़ी है ..

Kid to his Mom: Mamma main kaise paida hua..?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usmein se tum mile mujhe..

Kid did the same thing.

Jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme ek mendak tha.
Kid: (gussey se) dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..