A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

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Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

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Hindi |

I am without any task
but why are you..

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A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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