Valentines Special GF = Where R U.? BF = I'm At "Bank" GF Quotes

Valentines Special

GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"

GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.

BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK

"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D

Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.

Soldier: Sir, i want 1 week leave to go home.
Senior: I will give you one month leave if you will caught enemies tank.

After some time.
Soldier: Sir, i have caught the enemies tank, it is standing outside.
Senior (astonished): Great! How did you managed that.
Soldier: Sir, when enemies soldiers need leave
they also borrow tank from us.

Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.

मैं गया उसकी गली में
बोला दिल से दिल लगा लो
जब देखा उसकी मम्मी को
तो बोला जूते - चप्पल ठीक करा लो ..

Main gaya uski gali mein
bola dil se dil laga lo
jab dekha uski mummy ko
to bola joote-chappal theek kara lo..

Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.

Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?

Nahi pata..?

Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.

BREAK

- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay

- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS

- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go

- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?

- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute

- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai

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Welcome Back..

Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha..

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link4" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..