20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
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11A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
English |
51Papa beti se:
Beti, pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,
lekin ab Dad kehti ho, kyon?
Beti: Oh Dad, Papa kehne se
Lip-stick kharaab ho jaati hai.
Hindi
20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
20Guy in pub, with gal frnd...
Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''
Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''
He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!
English
377The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
.
.
SAANU KEY..
Punjabi |
01Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..
English |
10Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to parents!
One college kid wrote home,
"Dear folks, I've been worried sick, because I haven't heard from you.
Please send me a check so I'll know you're okay."
English |
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
123Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!
Hindi
5111An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
41संता की मौत बिजली गिरने से हो गई
पर उसकी लाश मुस्कुराते हुए मिली
भगवान ने पुछा ऐसा क्यों ?
संता - मैनु लगा जी कोई फोटो खींच रहा है ..
Santa ki maut bijli girne se ho gai
par uski laash muskuraate hue mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun?
Santa - Mainu laga ji koi photo kheench raha hai..
Hindi |
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