00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
30Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
English
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