00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
40Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
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