mani_16_teasing.jpg

Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

93

Hindi

Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..

30

Hindi

U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy ?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.

52

Hindi
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..

02

English |

तेरी गलियों में न रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद
क्योंकि
कीचड़ बहुत हो जाती है बरसात के बाद ..

43

Hindi |

Mera dil itna bada hai......
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
chal rehne de, tere mobile ka screen chota hai..!

80

Hindi

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

41

Hindi

♥ Recommended for You »

  1. Hospital Is The Only Place Where The Word Positive Means A ..
  2. खुद से चल कर नहीं ये तर्ज ए सुखन आया ..
  3. ਅਨਲਹਕ ਅਜ਼ਲਬੇ ਮਨਸੂਰ ਹਮਚੂੰ ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ਾ ਕੁਲਕੁਲ ਕਰਦ। ਕਿ ਆਰਦ ਤਾਬਿ ਈਂ ..
  4. Haathon Se Gir Gayi Lakeer Kahin Bhool Gaye Hum Apni Taqdeer ..
  5. A Man Upon His Engagement Went To His Father And ..
  6. Aaapka Charcha Hai Har Gali Mein Har Ladki Ke Dil Mein ..
  7. It Is An Ill Bird That Fouls Its Own Nest ..
  8. Kuch Iss Tarah Maine Zindagi Ko Aasan Kar Liya Kisi Se Maafi ..
  9. Ek Baccha Roz Math Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Tha Teacher S Wife ..
  10. Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Baat Kiya Karo Milne Ki Fariyaad Kar ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more

moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.