30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
20A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
English |
21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
10I am without any task
but why are you..
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
59My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
Hindi |
20Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
English |
20A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
English |
46अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
Hindi |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
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