If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!

10

English |

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Khoobsurat dilo ki talaash karo,
Khoobsurat chehro ki nahi,
Kyonki chehro ki khoobsurti ek din khatam ho jaati hai
lekin Khoobsurat dil Khoobsurat hi rehta hai..

305

Hindi

Happiness is a perfume..
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself..
So be Happy to make others Happy ..

00

English

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

10

English |

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Laws are the spider's webs which,
if anything small falls into them they ensnare it,
but large things break through and escape.
- Solon

00

English |

Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai,
Warna aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai aur kafan bhi..

103

Hindi |

It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies,
seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.

10

English |

There are three things that a child can teach an adult:
To be happy for no reason;
To be always busy doing something;
And to know how to demand - with all one's might - what one wants.
- Paulo Coelho

30

English |

Children have trouble with objects
that have two names, or
objects that change names.

00

English |

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