Someday U'll Forget Abt Me.. My Name.. My Voice.. Who I Am Quotes

Someday u'll forget abt me..
my name.. my voice..
who i am and who i am to u..
and if that ever happens..
teri kasam khoon-kharaabaa ho jaayegaa..

A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"

Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo
ke lok thoo-thoo karan,
jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.

रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..

Young Harold was late for Sunday-school and
the minister inquired the cause.
"I was going fishing, but father wouldn't let me,"
announced the lad.
"That's the right kind of a father to have," replied the reverend gentleman.
"Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go..?"
"Yes, sir. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."

Ek aurat ne 5 Saal ke Bache ko
Cigaret Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kya tumhare Parents ko Malum hai ki Tum smoke krte ho?
BACHCHA(Dhuwa Chhodte hue):
Mohtarma..!!
Kya aap ke shohar ko maloom hai
ki aap ek gair mard se baate kar rahi hain?

2 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
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