234Engineer's Joke.....
- Tarun Goma
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
.
.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
.
Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P
English |
![mani_42_engineers.jpg mani_42_engineers.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_42_engineers.jpg)
152Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25Details:
25 Octal = 31 Decimal
English |
104A logician’s wife is having a baby.
The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl?"
The logician replies: 1Details:
Processing that question through Boolean logic, since the statement has the OR operator. Even if one of the conditions is right the answer would be Yes or True and with positive logic True = 1
English |
3719A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.
English |
302An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..
English |
![engineers-quotes.jpg engineers-quotes.jpg](/sms/new/img/engineers-quotes.jpg)
116What do you call
an engineering student
giving viva..?
Think.. Think..
Bluff Master!!!!!
English
234Engineer's Joke.....
- Tarun Goma
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven .
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
.
.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
.
Newton: You are wrong. I am not newton.
As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal. :P
English |
818Engineers marte nahi..
zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..
har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..
kafan khol ke dekho..
to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..
Hindi
![mani_43_engineers.jpg mani_43_engineers.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_43_engineers.jpg)
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