5 Panchi Ped Dali Par Baithe The. Shikari Ne Ek Ko Quotes

5 panchi ped dali par baithe the.
Shikari ne ek ko mar diya or 3 udd gaye.
Par ek panchi baitha raha.
Kyon?
Bas haramipana hai,
"NAHI HATENGE"

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

The old farmer was driving home from town.
In descending a hill, the horse stumbled and fell,
and either.could not, or would not,
get to its feet again.
At last, the farmer spoke savagely:
"Get up or i will drive over you."

A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!