52Einstein
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Newton
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Maxwell
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Faraday
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Kirchoff
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These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..
English |
123Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..
Hindi
130Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..
Hindi
82Dad: Beta, is baar 80% number leyaane aa tu paperaan ch.
Pappu: Don't worry dad, main 100% leaanwaagaa.
Dad: Kanjaraa, mazaak kardaa hai mere naal?
Pappu: Pehla mazaak kehde kanjar ne shuru kita si..
Punjabi
171Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.
English
130A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.
English |
52Paying money for other's mistake
will happen only in..
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School, College, University in the name of
Re-valuation..
English |
161Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..
Hindi |
150Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..
Punjabi
2433 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
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B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
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Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
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Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝
Hindi |
54Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..
English
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
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