Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.
2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.
3. Neeche mat padhna.
Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.

24

Hindi
mani_16_teasing.jpg

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.

Ab is SMS ko 'Phool' ke bina padho.
Dekhna tumhara naam aaega.

27

Hindi |

The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk..!

Samjhe nahi? Chalo hindi mein bataate hain

Chikni Chameli
Chhup ke akeli
Pauaa chadha ke aayi.

Improve your ENGLISH also.

94

Hindi |

Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!

31

Hindi
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I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

20

English

Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.

01

English

Birds + sky = lovely day
Forest + Animal = nature's gifts
Stars + Night = romantic night
You + Your Smile = Hai rabba..tussi v na bas, daraa hi dende ho.

61

Punjabi

Full form of Girl:
G : Gussa hamesha naak par
I : Itraane mein sabse aage
R : Rone ki autoMatic machine
L : Ladne mein sabki nani

84

Hindi |

Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.

122

Hindi

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