Boy Asked God: Why She Loves Rose Which Dies In Quotes

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :



Hema,

Rekha,

Jaya

aur

Sushma!



Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!

Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..

Sharaab ek aisi beemaari hai jo poore samaaj ko pee jaati hai.
Aao ise milkar khatam karein,
ek bottle tum khatam karo,
ek bottle hum khatam karein.

Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
Itne kamzor ho gaye hum aapki judaai se..
ek din machchar bhi le gayaa,
uthaa ke razaai se!!

Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."

Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.

Recepients:
To Friends..

Timing:
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.