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Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

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English

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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English

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

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Hindi

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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English

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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English

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