Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

217

English |

i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..

3212

English |

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

296

Hindi

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: What�s this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

186

Hindi

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

5910

English |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

2811

English |

POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

2010

English |

On this speacial Teacher's Day,
i one of your many students
Wish You a Long, Healthy and Prosperous Life .
Happy Teacher's Day!

294

English |

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