217Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
English |
296Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.
Hindi
2010POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..
English |
217Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
English |
5910A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..
English |
5615A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
4415History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..
English
102Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..
English |
3212i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..
English |
169One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
English |
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