A Man: There Is No Word As Impossible In My Dictionary. Santa: Quotes

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

Question: Why Santa gave Oreo biscuit to
Chhota Bheem (chota bhim),
Chutki, Raju, Jaggu, Kalia and Dholu - Bholu..?

Answer: Because ladoo mein cream nahi hoti.

Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

A small boy wrote letter to Shivji:
Oh my dear God , please give me a bicycle.
One week passed. Usko cycle nahi mili.
Tab usne Ganesh ji ki moorti dekhi aur
use apne ghar le aaya.
Again he wrote a letter..
Mr Shivji, aapka beta mere kabze mein hai,
agar beta chaahiye to give me a bicycle in 24 hours..

Haryanvi Jaat riding a bicycle hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re Chori, baawli hai ke?
Poori cycle maar di.. ib ghanti alag se maaru ke???

Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."