A Man: There Is No Word As Impossible In My Dictionary. Santa: Quotes

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..

English to Hindi Translations
1. Yo baby! what's up?
मुन्नी , यह ऊपर क्या है ?
2. Listen buddy, that chick is mine!
सुनो दोस्त , वह मुर्गी का बच्चा मेरा है !
3. Are you nuts?
क्या आप अखरोट हैं ?
4. Let's rock the party.
चलो पार्टी में पत्थर मारते हैं |
5. Let's hangout yaar.
चलो बाहर लटकते हैं ..

A cute question:
Kid: Mom, kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?
Mom: Nahi to.
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad pehchana kaise..?