Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

5016

Punjabi

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A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??

Details:
A and T are Husband and wife..

76117

Hindi

The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

21

English |

A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

3719

English |

Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL

65

English

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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?

Click details for answer.

Details:
Smile

115

English |

Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet


From India:
"F(IV)E"

123

English |

Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?

188

English

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