Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

5016

Punjabi

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What is the biggest moth in the world ..?

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Details:
a mammoth..

34

English |

A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

3719

English |

What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

11

English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

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Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

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Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?

188

English

Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

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Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

234

English

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

61

English |

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

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