Karwaa Chauth Di Sawer Wife Uth Ke Sargi Karan Laggi. Husband: Quotes

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.