Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

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We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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