00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
01
English
00First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
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