Question: What Is Height Of Flirting..? Answer: When Your Love Letter Quotes

Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."

Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.

A boy called a girl early in the morning.
Boy: You are my baby.. My love .. I love You.
Girl doesn't replied.
Boy: Kuch te bol yaar.
Girl: Sorry phaaji, main swere-swere
jhooth nahi boldi..

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..