65Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..
Hindi |
00Innocence at it's best-
Ek chota baby apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai:
Isme kya hai..?
Mummy: Isme ek pyaaraa sa baby hai.
Baby: Itna pyaaraa tha to khaa kyon gai..
Hindi
31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
Hindi |
00If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
English |
00Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe hain
aur Kaali Billi aapke aage se guzar jaaye
to iska matlab
Kaali Billi aap se zyaada jaldi mein hai..
Hindi |
20Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
- Gajendra Gupta
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..
English |
32Soldier: Sir, i want 1 week leave to go home.
Senior: I will give you one month leave if you will caught enemies tank.
After some time.
Soldier: Sir, i have caught the enemies tank, it is standing outside.
Senior (astonished): Great! How did you managed that.
Soldier: Sir, when enemies soldiers need leave
they also borrow tank from us.
English |
121A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
- Vidhi
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....
Hindi |
01Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
English
00Camera-man studio mein ek chote bachche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se ek kabootar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron waali batein naa kar.
Facebook per lagaani hai.
Hindi |
10Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"
English |
22Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..
Hindi
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