65Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..
Hindi |
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41Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....
Hindi
11You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.
English
00A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..
English |
21Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."
English
30Dr. to patient's Friend : Agar ek ghanta pehle le aate
to shaayad hum ise bacha lete.
Friend : Abe saale, 15 minute pehle to accidnt hua hai.
Hindi
302 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.
So which platform are you working on?
English
40Boy to other boy:-
- Hemant Singh
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
Hindi |
121A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
- Vidhi
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....
Hindi |
70Anaath Ashram Manager to Bania:
- Hemant Singh
Sethji, aap hamare anaath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anaath ashram mein apne Char bachhe bhej sakta hu.
Hindi |
14Physics would have been much, much easier
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!
English |
190धोखा मिला जब प्यार में
ज़िन्दगी में उदासी छा गई
सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह को
कम्बख्त उसी दिन मोहल्ले में दूसरी आ गई ..
Hindi |
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