Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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10

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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20

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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