A Poor Man Catches A Fish, But His Wife Can't Quotes

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

Bina libaas aaye the
hum is jahaan mein,
faqat ik qafan ki khaatir
ye zindagi guzaar di..

Insaaniyat ko juda kar diya,
uff mazhab..yeh tu ne kya kar diya..
- in response to Paris Charlie Hebdo attack

Manzil to teri yahi thi,
bas zindagi guzar gayi yahaan aate-aate,
kya mila tujhe is duniya se,
apno ne hi jala diya jaate-jaate..

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Confucius

There are three things that a child can teach an adult:
To be happy for no reason;
To be always busy doing something;
And to know how to demand - with all one's might - what one wants.
- Paulo Coelho

Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"

Qki..

Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..