A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

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English |

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Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

60

Punjabi

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

00

English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

41

Punjabi

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

01

English

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

20

English

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

00

English

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

11

English

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