A New Metal Is Added To The Periodic Chart Of Quotes

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.

Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering