10Santa was reading a blank paper.
Banta: ye kya hai.
Santa : meri glfrnd ka luv leter hai.
Banta: magar ye to khali hai. Santa : ajkal hum bat nahi karte.
Hindi
30Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
- Hemant Singh
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.
Hindi |
20A Chinese was in a hospital.
Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
Santa went china to know the meaning, that was:
You are standing on the Oxygen pipe..
English |
00Santa went to a radio shop and started shouting,
Kamino maine PHILIPS ka radio maanga tha,
aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai ki,
yeh All India Radio hai..
Hindi
00Santa : Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hain?
Banta: Goal karne ke liye.
Santa : Susra, Ball to pehle se hi gol hai, aur kitna gol karenge..
Hindi |
00Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..
Punjabi |
10Santa ji ki nayi car ke peeche likha tha
"Saawan ko aane do"
Banta ji ne peeche se truck laa kar thok diya.
Truck ke peeche likha tha
"Aaya saawan jhoom kar"
Hindi
11Santa : Yaar, mujhe apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Banta: Gold Ring de de.
Santa : O yaar koi waddi cheez bataa.
Banta: Jaa fir truck ka tyre de de.
Hindi
40Santa : Phone per itni dhimi aawaaz mein
kis-se baat kar rahe ho..?
Banta: Behan hai.
Santa : To fir itni dhimi aawaaz mein kyun..?
Banta: Teri hai.
Hindi
00Santa : oye banta machli khayega?
- Tarun Goma
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa : oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena..
Hindi |
10Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to Wife : Dekh sooraj dooba..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Kuch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Santa : Lagta hai yeh mujhe saath lekar hi doobega..
Hindi |
00Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..
English |
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