10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
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