Santa's Son Was Filling An Application Form.. The Form Askd Abt Quotes

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.