Premi Apni Premika Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoya Ki Behosh Ho Quotes

Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?

I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."

Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa : Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..

Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....